^Aloha....is Simpson 2nd floor really bad luck for the cubbies?

^So I went down to Wrigleyville last night to watch as the Cubs pounced on the Marlins in a final show of true grit and wonderful sportsmanship, securing their place in the World Series and ending this terrible curse.

Things didn't work out quite as I had planned.

But I did get to witness the Marlins' MVP in action...I even got a picture of him. If you want to see it, click here.

^Yeah, that's him during the eighth inning. His life is officially over. Gov. Jeb Bush offered his ass asylum for a free 3 month stay in an oceanfront condo. He'd better take it. Otherwise, he's dead.

^So dead.

^That is all...thank you.