^Aloha...oh he's hot, andy foxhoven, and he's all mine. so you stay away from him mister man!

^Ah yes, it is once again that time of year. That time when we all register to have Loyola take our money so that we can all come together and pretend like we're not dysfunctional. You guessed it, it's family weekend.

^I've never seen so much exploitation of the parental pocketbooks. No one is all that excited to see their family. Everyone is that excited to see their parents' monies. And I am as guilty of is as the next destitute undergrad. Never let it be said that any of us are naive about what's REALLY going on here.

^That is all...thank you.

P.S. 6 DAYS UNTIL SIMPSON DOMINATION...