furhoofle.

yesterday was a little bit crazy. my girl, anita, (from loyola) called me and when i saw it was her on the phone i didn't answer b/c i was watching american pie 2 and i figured she'd want to talk for a while and catch up. i just thought she'd leave a message and i'd check it, see what she wanted and give her a call a little later. oh, she left a message alright. apparently her family has a condo down in mexico. they're leaving on sunday to go down there and did i want to come along? holy shit. i've never been outside of the country before (even though i lived in texas for SO long) and this would be the perfect opportunity to do so. only i don't have a passport and i don't have $500 for the plane ticket. so i called her and found out you don't need a passport and she might be able to foot the bill for my ticket. but i'd probably have to find a way to get to chicago. anybody up for a roadtrip? i really really really want to go. i'll just keep my fingers crossed. you keep yours crossed, too.

somewhere in all of that, sam, kk, garret, and molly called to invite me to the flat iron grill. i was like, "sure" and so i went. holy expensive. they said it was like $10. funny story about how my bill was $19. and i didn't even get any of the special stuff. so annoying. i really didn't have the money to spend on that. but whatev. our waiter went to millard north and flirted with us like whoa. but i'm pretty sure he would throw darts at kk's head if given the chance.

cut to drinking at sam's house. a trip to 42nd and center (moooooovie game) a little vodka and some hawaiian punch will do wonders for your personality. i've been sworn not to divulge the specifics of who said what, but let me tell you, a lot was said. holy drunk.

and now, day 2 of minneapolis.

i think we were supposed to get up at 9. somehow we didn't leave the apartment until noonish. after a quick stop at lund's to pick up wayne's wild rice and to take a picture by the famous and disappointing egg display, we headed out to the mall of america. first thing we did was find some food. the combination of long john silver's, a&w, and johnny rocket's was sure to catch up with us later. you know what i mean. after a few stops along our fucking 2 hour search for a victoria's secret that actually exists me and molly did some more shopping and chang, kk, and sam headed out to camp snoopy. they built a lego castle. badass. molly and i spent so much money and killed our legs. all totaled, the group spent $600 and 5 hours walking. i went into abercrombie and fitch. don't worry, i still hate that store like whoa. bitches. the shoe stores were a little disappointing. steve madden let me down a little bit. aldo had a lot of cute stuff, but they just weren't what i was looking for at the time. so instead i bought 2 purses, 2 skirts, some perfume and some other stuff. molly bought some hussie clothes. you know the kind she likes. chang used his asian powers to deceive us, but we overcame him and met up with everybody to go home at around 6. the mall of america is nice, but too fucking big. let this be a lesson to us all.

we went back to the apartment and chilled for a while before our dinner reservations at bucca downtown. holy craziness. we were supposed to be there at 8:30. we girls didn't start to get ready until like 8:00. bad idea. very bad. also, i forgot to mention that chang doesn't know how to get anywhere in minneapolis even though he lives there. so every time we went somewhere, he used his magical asian powers to get us lost. we were the second group of 3 in our party to get there. we find out that the boys are having car trouble so they will be 15 MORE minutes late. then i thought i was gonna have to go black on those bucca bitches b/c they wouldn't seat us until the whole party was there and they were threatening to give away our table. but at least we all looked so hot. we eventually convinced them to seat us anyway and our waitress was AMAZING (we love you carin, and then pens and magnets you gave us!) and the food was like whoa. the boys did get there after a while and we all ate and were jolly. the only hitch almost came when we worked out a system for paying the bill and amanda started to bitch about how big carin's tip was going to be. i almost pimp smacked that ho, but decided against it. before dinner we were going to go dancing (as per the idea of the drunk guys who harassed us on our way out of the apartment) but we were all so full (shrimp pasta, pizza, spaghetti, and best of all garlic mashed potatoes for appetizer AND dessert) that we just wanted to go home and get naked.

we were supposed to go party with cher and co but we didn't make it down there. but never fear, she brought us some apple pie with whipped cream. god we love that girl. we watched some snl, got in our pj's, played some mario and went to bed. only not. the other boys went to sleep but we stayed up and gave lap dances, chang played samara and crawled out of the tv, and sam fucked with sean when he kept calling b/c he and raymond were drinking like whoa. in general, we were all sober drunk. we were so tired that we just got loopy. man, that was like the best part of the trip. kk got some good pics of all that nonsense. at around 3:30, things settled down and we all went to bed.

only problem was that we were getting up to leave at 5 am.

this concludes day 2.

that is all...thank you.