mood: bleh
music: mase - welcome back

i need a new end line for my posts. if you have any ideas that aren't stupid (bill.) then you should post a comment.

also, i saw rowings at ace hardware the other day. he leaves in one week. caffeine dreams is friday night. if we're going to go through with any plans, we better get on our shit.

with regards to the last post, it's good to know that you're still reading. i just got curious when i didn't see any more commenting recently. oh and bill, while i'm glad to know that you're still a douche nozzle, i was a little disappointed in your comment, as it was exactly what i expected. step up your game a bit.

watched some classic dave chappel. for the record:

"i'm rick james, bitch."
never challenge prince to a game of basketball
charlie murphy is incredibly underappreciated

i've been exploring the world of direct tv lately. it is truly fascinating. i can watch daria (!) and a different world, and episodes of wheel of fortune from 1979! now if that isn't exciting, i don't know what is. i can play games (like a version of bejeweled with assorted bugs instead of jewels) and  i can even check my biorhythm - which appears to be the predictor of my physical, inspirational, emotional and intellectual statuses throughout the month. there are musical channels galore...including one with only showtunes. nathan, ian, it is our dream come true! and the porn...so much porn. there is no room for playing porn, porn, Jesus. one can only play porn, porn, porn (it's too bad i detest that stuff, otherwise i'd be in heaven). and all from the comfort of my seat in front of my own 60 inch televsion. though i must admit that biorhythm thing is a little creepy...

the pretty pretty pretty princess party is tomorrow, er...tonight. i am hella excited. and you bitches better believe that i'm going to wear my prom dress! his majesty is going to flip shit...and like it. maybe we can still get ray's penis into his mouth. or at least a solid tea bagging. aaron nohrenberg would be proud.

this cannot be denied. many have tried. and have been served.

that is all...thank you.