^Aloha...Get excited! (that's for you, Andy)

^Sorry I never finished the story about the hospital. All you really need to know is that they stole my blood a whole lot, poked my abdominal organs a whole lot, gave me thirty million different tests, and santa claus and a gay man gave me a pelvic exam....I'll let you fill in the rest with whatever wacky details you want.

^That is all...thank you.